new things.

sometimes its good to stretch yourself. do things that you've never done. sometimes it can be scary. sometimes it can be funny. sometimes it can be crazy. but whatever it is, you'll learn more about yourself because of it.
so here's to our night of adventures, ryan...



1. eat at the second best chinese restaurant in the world? check.
[aka: valley wok on long road. the general tso's chicken, fried rice, and crab rangoon will change your life.]


2. run with scissors? check.

[hold the scissors blade-out (as shown) if you're feeling gutsy.]


3. chase a deer? check.

[note: deer not pictured.]


4. dance on a median? check.

[best done during heavy traffic.]


5. potentially trespass? check.
[being told "you are trespassing" is a good clue.]


6. jump on someone's trampoline? check.

[jumping when the owners are not home is ideal.]


7. drive somewhere scary you've never been? check.
[warning: lock doors.]


8. potentially trespass again? check.
[is it really trespassing if you don't know? i think not.]


9. ride children's toys? check.

[use bike/scooter you find in an abandoned parking lot...cheaper and more room to ride.]

10. hug a tree? check.

[you cannot use just any tree. take as much time as necessary to find the perfect tree.]